How not to look good in a Bikini May 27, 2009Posted by Lauren Cooke in Advice, Life, Chatter & Politics, Rants.
Tags: bites, holiday, horsefly, insect bites
Take one Horse. Combine it with a large angry fly. Latch it onto your leg (your tender tender leg) and allow it to bite you three times. When it has developed fully into large bruises, you are ready to go. No looking good in my bikini this holiday!