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How not to look good in a Bikini May 27, 2009

Posted by Lauren Cooke in Advice, Life, Chatter & Politics, Rants.
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Take one Horse. Combine it with a large angry fly. Latch it onto your leg (your tender tender leg) and allow it to bite you three times. When it has developed fully into large bruises, you are ready to go. No looking good in my bikini this holiday!

horse fly bites

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1. annie - May 27, 2009

have faith it will be gone by holiday time

2. katie - May 28, 2009

oh no! you poor thing! i say rock the rash with a bikini anyways- maybe it’ll start a trend! :)

3. Sophie - May 28, 2009

Ouchies! Hope you get all better before summer hits!
Are you putting anything on them?
xo
Sophie

4. Michelle - May 28, 2009

Ouch! Hate bugs – they’re my LEAST favorite thing about summer by far!

5. mysterycreature1 - May 28, 2009

Katie – and what a trend! I will be the slightly red tinged and spotty icon of a new generation!

Sophie – I need them gone for the coming week, and my big holiday! hehe. I am using hydrocortisone cream, so here’s hoping it works!

Michelle – they are horrible arent they?! And there are always so many of them!

6. ElementalGrace - May 29, 2009

Oh they look so painful. Don’t scratch!! We know you’ll be packing the bug spray for your holiday!! Hope you have a wonderful time though!

7. nectarfizz - July 16, 2009

Oy ouch ouch ouch


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