How not to look good in a Bikini May 27, 2009
Posted by Lauren Cooke in Advice, Life, Chatter & Politics, Rants.Tags: bites, holiday, horsefly, insect bites
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Take one Horse. Combine it with a large angry fly. Latch it onto your leg (your tender tender leg) and allow it to bite you three times. When it has developed fully into large bruises, you are ready to go. No looking good in my bikini this holiday!
have faith it will be gone by holiday time
oh no! you poor thing! i say rock the rash with a bikini anyways- maybe it’ll start a trend!
Ouchies! Hope you get all better before summer hits!
Are you putting anything on them?
xo
Sophie
Ouch! Hate bugs – they’re my LEAST favorite thing about summer by far!
Katie – and what a trend! I will be the slightly red tinged and spotty icon of a new generation!
Sophie – I need them gone for the coming week, and my big holiday! hehe. I am using hydrocortisone cream, so here’s hoping it works!
Michelle – they are horrible arent they?! And there are always so many of them!
Oh they look so painful. Don’t scratch!! We know you’ll be packing the bug spray for your holiday!! Hope you have a wonderful time though!
Oy ouch ouch ouch