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To do list January 30, 2010

Posted by Lauren Cooke in Fashion, Life, Chatter & Politics.
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Inspired by Kate over at All Five Horizons, I thought I would put together a bit of a to do list for things I aim to get done tomorrow. Having spent today traipsing Bicester Village for deals (buying a stunning satin lime green dress, and touching the most expensive shoes I have ever seen), tomorrow is a time for action and productivity!

So, here is what I want to get done:

  1. Complete section 2 of my coursework
  2. Bake cakes for the office
  3. Make cheese scones and blueberry muffins
  4. Write an article

 Achievable, Oui?

High Street Fashion, Why I love it January 29, 2010

Posted by Lauren Cooke in Fashion.
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You all know how much I love my odd and unusual clothes. Fashion is a part of me in the same way that it is a part of anyone who makes a conscious decision about what to wear. Just to cover my back in the aftermath of that “I hate fashion” article, I mean fashion and in clothes, what we like, what looks good, trends and every other way that it could possibly be conceived. For me, fashion is about wearing what fits me and makes me personally feel happy, and I get great pleasure out of my strange combinations and sense of style.

Despite an obsession with eBay (which resulted in the purchase of yet another pair of shoes earlier today, some lovely pink Irregular Choice heels with pink poodles on… oops) and a deep admiration for certain designer pieces that seem to defy possibility, I actually love the highstreet. I don’t like over-priced brand names, but am a huge fan of all things quality (or not quality, to be honest), affordable and beautiful, regardless of where it came from.

Luella dress (left), Matalan dress (right)

 (Image from here)

Yet highstreet fashion gets a hard deal. They get in trouble for copying design items so that us lowly creatures can afford it, and this always a huge point for debate. Whilst I recoil at the direct copying of a piece (like Matalan’s identical rip off of that Luella dress), I feel that inspiration and even interpretations are a way of life in the fashion industry, from the bottom up. Ripoffs are NOT ok, interpretations are fly in my book. They also get called up on quality, despite the fact that they allow anyone the opportunity to experience fashion or find things they like for prices they can afford. There are always going to be things that fall apart, but just the same there are the occasional gems that end up being constantly worn wardrobe staples.

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New Look Floral Dress

My favourite shops for unexpected findings are predictable. I love Primark for their tights and occasionally for wonderful Miu Miu inspired dresses. I love Newlook for the occasional perfect and cheap shoe, and some gorgeous tops and floral dresses. I love Topshop sales, because despite their rampant over-pricing and celebrity grabbing they still get the concept and keep marking things down and down (and they make wonderful shoes!). I love M&S for their perfectly fitting underwear. I love House of Fraser and John Lewis for their excellent sales and 20% discounts that bring me happily into the world of more expensive high street brands. I love Dorothy Perkins for their heels and the sublime quality of their tights.

I love them, and nothing can stop me!

Semi-Daily eBay | Fabulous eBay Shop Triftwares January 28, 2010

Posted by Lauren Cooke in Fashion, Semi-Daily eBay, Vintage.
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I love this shop. I want to buy everything. It is all cheaply priced, yet every piece is unusual and unique. They really do have a collection of vintage that anyone would be envious of, and I simply had to share them with you! They are American, so delivery is more, but I have to confess that I think they are worth it, completely and utterly. Without further ado, here are some of my favourite choices:

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Puff Sleeved 1980s Vintage Dress

Lace and Taffeta 1980s Vintage Dress

Sequinned Star Patterned 1980s Vintage Dress

Vintage 1980s Grey Fox Cloak

Vintage 1980s Grey Fox Cloak

Op Art Vintage 1960's Dress

Chocolate Solves All Problems January 28, 2010

Posted by Lauren Cooke in Advice, Foodiness, Life, Chatter & Politics.
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I have discovered the most amazing and absurd vintage eBay shop in America, I will have to share it with you later today!

Homer Simpson In World Of Chocolate

Today lots of people around the web seem to be suffering from all manner of ills. People are having issues with technology, getting ill, making mistakes and generally just feeling down in the dumps. I, usefully, have been on hand to prescribe one thing to all of them, regardless of what the actual situation is – chocolate. Whilst I think if the problem was a chocolate allergy I would be lucid enough to hold back from the prescription, I can’t guarantee it, and I know that I perhaps shouldn’t recommend the god of all sweet stuff quite as much as I do.

The thing is, however, that I love it. Even when I am full and satisfied a huge bar little square of chocolate can make the world seem a brighter, happier place. Much like Homer Simpson in his hallucination of a world of chocolate, everything seems wonderful (although disappointingly not quite as edible!). The smooth feeling of chocolate melting on my tongue feels like home, and whatever form it comes in I love love love it.

So, is this love purely based on the taste? Or perhaps it is based on the sugar rush, the immediate high and reasonably fast-following sugar low that follow its consumption? It is that, like cheese, it releases those same endorphins into our brains, giving us a natural chirpy high that is, as far as we know, only bad for our hips? Maybe, and I don’t like this idea, it is all psychological, and it is just an enviable placebo effect?

What do you reckon?

Never mind what the explanation, if you are feeling down and low, follow my advice – have some chocolate and see if it helps!

Semi-Daily eBay | Stunning Vintage Burberry Trench Coat January 25, 2010

Posted by Lauren Cooke in Semi-Daily eBay, Vintage.
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I have been following Burberry coats on eBay for quite a while. This is part necessity – I want and need a nice warm coat that will last – and part curiosity. I don’t particular understand the Burberry brand, you see, and I wanted to see what people would pay lots of money for and if there was indeed anything that made the brand special in my eyes. As it happens, generally I have remained unimpressed. The brand seems largely uninspiring, expensive not for design but mainly just for the sake of being expensive. This is, in my eyes, elitist fashion, and I am happy with high street in comparison for looks and costs.

That said, I love this coat. I think the pattern and colour scheme is unusual enough for it to stand out from a sea of largely khaki trench coats, and with this piece I can see what people love about the Burberry trench. It is just £31, too, which always sweetens the deal!

Burberry Blue Trench Coat

I had forgotten I could feel like this… January 25, 2010

Posted by Lauren Cooke in Depression, Life, Chatter & Politics.
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Nope, that isn’t a line from a dodgy romantic song. It is, actually, a honest comment. I can’t remember the last time I felt like this.

“Like this” is happy. Light. Chirpy. Able to get out of bed in the morning with a minimal amount of trouble, and be bright and awake pretty much as soon as I am out of bed. Feeling motivated and intelligent (!!) and also a little bit silly. Essentially, for the first time in a very long time I am not feeling depressed on some level.

What is interesting, and fascinating, is that I have been on Sertraline for less than 2 weeks. Considering that Prozac (Fluoextine) took months to kick in last time I was on antidepressants, this is extraordinary! After a week I am feeling the effect quite dramatically, and the undercurrent of negativity seems to have lifted. I may be bouncing up only to come back down again, but at this point I don’t mind – I would take just one week of feeling like this over nothing, any day.

How fast is that though! Incredible! And with no side effects other than an incredibly rumbly tummy, and goosebumps for no reason on my leg!

Dream Diaries | Crocodiles & Werewolves January 22, 2010

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A bit of a break from the norm last night, with an incredibly vivid dream featuring myself, Ben and my sister Jess on holiday somewhere hot and lovely. It was very peculiar, disturbing and somewhat entertaining! Anyways, without further ado…

Ben, Jess and myself are holidaying on a far off shore. The sun is hot, beating down on our heads, and the tarmac beneath our feet radiates the heat back up at us from below. We walk down what must be a boardwalk to a large hole, broken around the edges, that leads through the towns border wall to the beach and the mountainous coastline. We are barefoot, and I look down at the hot soft sand as we set off to find a cosy place to have our picnic.

Then, there on the ground, I see something strange. A tiny copper crocodile head, popping out from the sand. Then, before I can blink, the little croc turns and, with a flick of its tail swims off across the beach. As it goes, its copper scales are dragged off by the sand, and I am watching this strange display until I hear a shout from Ben, up ahead. There beneath his feet, something moves, and then suddenly he is rising off the ground and is thrown, as a 10 foot crocodile heaves itself violently out of the sand. It dives towards him, teeth smashing together, but he roles and dives out of its way, getting smacked on the head by the tail as he goes.

The wild croc, angered from being walked on , turns in desperation and dives at the next nearest victim, my sister. Jess screams, falls backwards, scrambles to move away, and I watch in growing horror. As it rushes at her I know that to save her life I will have to do something, and with no breath left in my lungs I grab for the nearest object with which to defend her. It happens, of course, to be a big snake, and I hold tightly onto both ends. Unfazed I proceeded to beat the crocodile away from her, and thankfully she is left unharmed.

Later that day Ben and I crawl to a cave where the crocodile responsible for today’s chaos is known to live. Living with him, we hear, is a young girl, his wife. I slide through the hole and end up in the cave, trying to find this girl through winding dark corridors and down strange thin channels. Behind me I here the crocodile moving, and I rush upwards, finding the little exit and pressing myself through it, dragging against the sharp rock as I do. Behind the croc, who is now charging, I see the girl. She is a slender thing, blond and delicate, but with fury on her face she pours water over the crocodile, breaking off his attack. She did that for me.

Next I am in the town, but everything is flooded. Stranded high above the buildings, we have to dive from the windows into the water to reach the shops and store rooms, and there is always the worry that the crocodile will swim through and find you paddling innocently across, tender and soft and such easy prey. There is also another worry, the werewolves, and it is with hesitation that I leave that night to find some food.

My journey takes me near a strange house with strange sounds coming out of it. I have realised I am in werewolf territory just as the first one bounds through the doors. He is tall, ugly, covered in thick pungent hair and with a short, smashed in snout. I turn tail and run, try to fly away, clamber up a a tree to escape. He can only just reach me, but one lone claw drags across my skin, with a thin trail of red welling up behind it.

When I get back to Ben it is apparent that I am a werewolf. I am determined to be different, not to be an animal, so I chain myself up, but somewhere along the line Ben gets cut too. I have choppy memories of weeks spent in a chamber, clawing at each other, trapped in corners weeping and bleeding. Then others come to find us, and we end up with a werewolf army. As we leave to take over the town, I am stuck by a great feeling of sorrow, because this is my doing, and even through my werewolf eyes I know that it is bad. It is too late, however, and my clan burst from the rooftops, devouring everything in their path!

Wow, what a convoltued dream eh?!

Look Look! I Made Something! January 21, 2010

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Looky here guys! I made something! At SMB, little clumsy and incompetent me actually made a little brooch from felt and net and other pretty crafty substances. The process was reasonably straightforward, but I was pleased with how pretty the end result was! Look at the flower in the centre, I cut that out from lace and sewed it on using tiny silver stitches! Lovely!

Handmade felt and lace brooch

Handmade felt and lace brooch

Close Up Of The Crafty Brooch

 What do you think?

A Pain in the Neck January 20, 2010

Posted by Lauren Cooke in Life, Chatter & Politics, Rants.
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Ouch. I am in pain. Quite serious pain actually, believe it or not.

For the second time in as many weeks, I have cricked my neck, and I feel lousy for it. I am in work, sat twisted over my keyboard, typing away in the most uncomfortable position ever known to man. Unfortunately (but not unsurprisingly), this is the only position in which I don’t have fiery pain blooming from my neck and crawling over my skull. In fact, the best position is looking down, which is great whilst typing but which makes it very hard to check anything on the screen. I can get away with looking in a self-centred way at my new shoes, but there is only so long I can do this without looking ridiculous. I can feel my head pushing down and down, and somehow suspect that my the end of the day I will be curled like a grumpy hedgehog under my desk. It hurts!

So anyway, I don’t have much passion for writing or working or anything vertically oriented. Unless you are talking about whining, at which I am currently excelling! Bring on the pain killers!

p.s On a side note, has anyone noticed the free wordpress spellcheck has changed? It keeps telling me to replace complex words with simple ones, and to avoid the passive voice. Firstly, this is none of its business, and secondly, I believe my readers are intelligent enough to read words of more than one syllable in length!

Semi-Daily eBay | Christian Louboutin Maggie Heels January 19, 2010

Posted by Lauren Cooke in Fashion, Rants, Semi-Daily eBay.
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I am in love. Honestly, totally in love. I have been lusting after these shoes for months, regardless of the consequences, and finally they came up on eBay. THE Christian Louboutin Maggie Heels. All suede and studs and white and blue. Somewhere deep in my brain I was actually planning to shell out a lot more than I normally pay for shoes on them, until I saw the eBay price tag. $699. Oooh, the pain! Still, I must have that just hanging around the house somewhere? Oh. Except – I don’t. So no wonderful and wierd shoes for me. Why don’t you buy them?!

Christian Louboutin Maggie Heels

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