And so I kissed a member of The Offspring… August 13, 2010
Posted by Lauren Cooke in Dreams.trackback
Firstly, a disclaimer… this was a dream! Before anyone has a minor heart attack!
I had an amazing nights sleep last night. I was all curled up in my super soft duvet, and I spent the entire night having a strangely enjoyable dream. I woke up multiple times and each time chose to dive back in, it was that enjoyable! So, here is a little synopsis:
It started off with me driving down the Leamington high street. Out of the window of the car I saw the beautiful Doe Deere, who I would like to add I have never actually met or spoken to. I jumped out to say hi and introduce myself, but she seemed really rude (please note this was just in my dream, she seems absolutely wonderful in real life!), like a celebrity being harassed by the paparazzi. Then it dawned on me that she was distracted, and waiting for someone to come out of the shop behind her. A few guys wandered out, dressed in black with cool clothes and equally cool looks, and feeling rude I excused myself and ran off to my nearby house.

What The Offspring actually look like!
However, one of the guys followed me, and although I didn’t know him he apologised profusely, and begged me to come with them all to a massive concert that was going on in town (Who knew Leamington was such a hotbed of musical activity?!). Reluctantly I agreed, and it was only when I started wandering down with them, chatting away, that I realised I was walking along with the members of The Offspring, and a few other random and seemingly talented musicians!
We arrived at the venue, a huge dark industrial space where many many people were playing instruments and essentially rocking out. We all got involved, dancing, singing, and sitting around large tables on a mismatched collection of vintage chairs (funny the things the brain remembers, eh?!). After a while I distinctly remember ending up kissing one of the members of the The Offspring, even though I have to admit to not actually knowing what any of them look like. He was beautiful though, and being that I am currently missing having to someone to kiss it was very enjoyable indeed!
What a great and surreal dream!







lol. that’s a great dream! It’s Abby from the pub the other night. love the blog. Might start one once I’m out of Scotland. lol.
Hey! Thanks for popping by! We have to stay in contact, btw, we had such a good convo in the pub! Let me know if you do start a blog, the inherently nosy part of me will definitely check it out…
Heart attack? I very nearly disowned you lol. Kissing a member of the Offspirng has been a dream of mine since I was 13.
heh! Just dream it, makes it far more likely to happen!
That is a seriously awesome dream. However I have quite a crush on the lead singer of Offspring, so it better not have been him you kissed – I’d hate to have to have a dream fight with you. Because I’d totally win, obviously!