A wee problem February 6, 2009Posted by Lauren Cooke in Advice, Life, Chatter & Politics.
Tags: lessons, pets, urine, wee
I have made a discovery. Rats are amusing when you put them on your head. Storm, being the lightening flash that she is, will leap from your head to a destination on the other side of the room. The new rat, Buffy, is a different story. She has never shown a natural inclination towards climbing, and this was evidenced when the first time on my head she leapt… into our pint glass full of water. Whick shocked her to say the least.
That, however, wasn’t my lesson. What I learnt was that you should never, following the aforementioned incident, put the scared little rat back on your head. Becasue, after a while of shuffling nervously in circles and teetering off your head, she will finally get too scared. And pee. On your head.
What did I learn? If you are a bully, you WILL get urinated on.